north of wawa (by five one nine)
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister
i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet
^^^^^^^^ I support this message with everything I have, except my penis, of which you will not be getting unwanted AND/OR unsolicited pics about.
excuse me hello 911 i have an emergency
yes hes finding a way to talk about his penis anyway
How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?
because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine
probably the best scene in the whole movie